Expertise in: being a Fattie and Cars

So today was the first time I felt like I was on the verge of a heart attack because of all the crap that i've eaten within the past weekend. Hot pot, super88 indian food, nutterbutters, Chinese food, bulgogi and bibimbap (that Steve and I made!), ice cream, etc. If I went on the scale right now, I think that's what it would say. I can just feel my arteries clogged with cholesterol.
I'm kindof concerned about my heart and my body, not that I wasn't before, but more conscious about heart conditions and being a pumping-iron grammie when I'm older. :D
(I wrote that Sunday)

Sarah, I hope you're reading this.
When Sarah and I were two hott freshmen mamas, we would go to Boyden together to do a little (miniscule) work out, before we beasted at Berkshire and had 3-4 plates of food and dessert. One time on our way back, we saw double doors bust open and two guys in sweats come out with computer monitors (i think), get into a 'red car', and drive off. The alarm was so loud, and sarah and I decided to wait there incase a cop needed identification. (yes, we're rats, but not BBIJ rats) When the cop came over, one of his first questions was 'What kind of car was it?' and we both kindof blanked out. All we could say was some beat up red old car. Definitely not a truck though!
I've been meaning since that day, a year and a half? ago, to do some research on cars and get to learn the car brands incase it ever happens again or there's a hit and run or something. I've been trying to test myself and the only thing I know for sure are BMW's. Hondas and Toyotas most of the time.

Another story:
My mom's side of the family kept telling me 'Please, don't drive this summer!' and saying 'We really care about you and don't want you to get hurt' But then ended up saying that they cancelled my insurance and 'wouldn't' let me drive no mo. But I need a car for my internship job, so I asked my dad if I could get insurance with him. $200. Then my aunt found out that I got insurance, and confessed to me that I have insurance! She told me that they didn't want me to drive because some guy, supposedly psychic, in a Buddhist temple said I shouldn't drive. He also said my engaged cousin can't get furniture and that I am going to go to medical school. Interesting.